The All-American Sandwich

Today, for lunch, I had a ham, chicken and cheese sandwich.

But this was not called a “ham, chicken and cheese sandwich”. This was called an “All-American Sandwich”.

And why did my sandwich deserve such a lofty promotional rebranding?

Because they also added… bacon.

America. Fuck yeah.

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